The Slide to Nowhere is the blog where Nick Smith’s brain lives. Nick was born in Rochester, NY in 1987 and has been weird ever since. He now resides in Madison, WI where he is a professional coffee-making-person, amateur musician, amateur comedian, and amateur do-random-shit-that-he-feels-like-doing-but-doesn’t-get-very-good-at-it. Don’t look for a pattern in the stuff he writes here. If you happen to find one, you may be too far down the road to madness to be redeemed.